There once was a man from -Dairyland-. He had a -shoe- in his -toe-, and His best friend was a -dung-beetle-. Him and his -dung-beetle-, -Bruce-, ate -Honey Nut Cheerios- every morning in -Hell-. One day they met a magical -stapler-. It said, "May I have a cup of -vomit-, please."
They said -no- and -didn't- give him the -vomit-.
They proceeded to -spank- him and took all his -jell-o-.
The -beginning-

Give credit to for making it, and me for filling in the blanks.


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1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I was cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

17. Am I lovable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. Do you think I'll get married?

24. What makes me happy?

25. What makes me sad?

26. What reminds you of me?

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?

28. How well do you know me?

29. When's the last time you saw me?

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

31. Do you think I could kill someone?

32. Are you going to put this on your deviant journal and see what I say about you?

MY NEW AVATAR HURTS

[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[ ] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[x] Nephew
[x] Niece
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[x] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[x] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
[x] Own TV
[x] Full size/Queen bed (KING! WHOYEAH)
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[x] PS2/3
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP
[x] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] xbox/xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[x] Your Own Laptop
[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Foosball table
[x] Night stand
[ ] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable
[ ] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] camera on phone
[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[ ] Guitar/drums/bass guitar
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[x] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the country
[x] Traveled out of the continent
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelery
[x] Met a Celeb (Forrest Whitaker.)
[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[ ] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[x] Have a TV in your room
[x] Mirror in your room
[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[x] Been to Rome
[x] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been to Jamaica
[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[ ] Had/have Camped
[x] Been to 3+ states
[ ] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace
[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[ ] Been in a limo
[x] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[ ] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times

Post as:
1-25 = ghettoooo! (and tag 5 people)
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people) Average? Well, okay. *shrugs*
41-50 = Spoiled Teen! (and tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)

WTH NOBODY'S GONNA DO THIS.






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MOOP MOOP MOOP.

Type in your answer to the questions. Go to urbandictionary.com and look up what it means. Paste it here. You're done. Yay.

1) Name?
Shaharaj - nothing

2) Your age?
14 - A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.

Har har

3) One of your friends?
Jackie - Jackie is the name of an incredibly beautiful girl that is good in school, is athletic, has an amazing body, can get a guy drooling over her in seconds

WHOA! I didn't expect that to come up.

4) What should you be doing?
Homework - a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

Exactly.

5) Favorite color?
green - yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

really.

6) Birthplace?
San Diego - Best. City. Ever.

Not quite.

7) Birth month?
June - The month the hottest people in the world are born.

AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAH

8) Last person you talked to?
Alycia - a girl that is truly beautiful and someone that everyone falls in love with according to her personality.

Fuck. That is not true. Not many people like her. WELL EXCEPT FOR HER BOYFRIEND. ...Why the hell am I a loner? Oh right...

9) One of your nicknames?
ShaSha - a male pretending to be or making fun of a gay person

Whoa.

Little Miss - What you call a guy who has long hair, looks like a faggot, and refuses to get a haircut.

What. The. Hell.


I tag and

YEY